Big Brother Canada Season 2 – Moose in the Hoose podcast

Well, what can we say about season 2? Awful casting, a game-ruining twist (Canada’s HOH) and viewer-insulting competitions (splitting boring quizzes over two episodes).

This series was a masterclass in who not to cast; the most unlikable gay man in reality TV, personality-vacuum and annoyingly-spelt Rachelle, the grating Mumsie and her misguided eyebrows and shouting-machine Arlie. Self-proclaimed ‘fan favourite’ Allison was as wishy-washy as her hairstyles. Things were so bad we missed Andrew when he’d gone, and even the people you could root for (Jon, Neda, Heather) were dull.

Next year will need a huge shake up. A shame, as the first series was quirky and fun. This series seemed bloated and hateful – not what the doctor ordered after BB15.

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11. Finale: Nod off Canada
10. BB blues
9. Bum move
8. You killed Kenny
7. Bald whiny bitch
6. Ika-n’t believe it
5. Butt vacuum FTW
4. I’m an ass man
3. Dire-vergent
2. Los Paul-los Hermandos
1. Launch: You have been Anick-ted

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Series 13 – Bit on the Snide podcast

The first CBB of 2014 has been largely hailed as the best CBB of all time – and compared to McGiff and co, it certainly looks like it – but let’s not forget that once inside that house sat Pete Burns, Jodie Marsh, Barrymore, Galloway and Preston and Chantelle, simultaneously. And that year, Jim Davidson didn’t win.

Having said that, watching Lee Ryan pole dance and Lionel Blair shouting ‘suck my dick!’ is pretty hard to beat.

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12. CBB 13 – Bigot Brother
11. CBB 13 – Mamma ting
10. CBB 13 – I’m in a mood
9. CBB 13 – Dolphin-waa
8. CBB 13 – Sam boils over
7. CBB 13 – Lionel Swear
6. CBB 13 – Liztomania
5. CBB 13 – Roll on death
4. CBB 13 – Horse slay
3. CBB 13 – All rise
2. CBB 13 – N Rubs
1. CBB 13 – Launch show

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As always, thanks for listening. 

And if these fairweather Celebrity Big Brother fans stick around, then at least we can go, we’ve suffered through the Geordie Shore/ Paddy O’ Doherty and Denise Welch years. You weren’t there, man! You weren’t there!

Oh and don’t forget to check out Exitainment if you’re more of the bloggy sort. It’s 90% Big Brother, 10% documentaries with inflammatory names, music, gigs and other reality shows.

Big Brother UK 2013 – Series 14 – Bit on the Snide podcast

2013 was a classic series of Big Brother, with two genuine Big Brother legends in Dexter and Gina (both peaked early, but we were lucky to have them at the final). Callum falling to pieces was fascinating to witness, and of course, the Hazel slut-shaming circus.

We also sat through Charlie ‘yeah yeah yeah’ Travers AND her fucking mother. Oh, and don’t mention the winner. Epic fail, Britain. Hang your head.

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10. Big Brother 2013 – Lord have mercy
9. Big Brother 2013 – Callumity
8. Big Brother 2013 – Cucumberment
7. Big Brother 2013 – Respect yr elders
6. Big Brother 2013: The E word
5. Big Brother 2013: D&G
4. Big Brother 2013: Tight night
3. Big Brother 2013: Moth broth
2. Big Brother 2013: Cash poor
1. Big Brother 2013: Launch show

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Series 12 – Bit on the Snide podcast

Welcome to the series of CBB we’d all love to forget – particularly upsetting after a brilliant civilian series in 2013, and the Rylan/Speidi wars earlier in the year.

Worst winner ever. We only did four podcasts. And the fact that Abz making avian origami was a genuine highlight says it all:

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4. CBB 12 – Summer 2013 – The Bitter End
3. CBB 12 – Summer 2013 – Swan apple
2. CBB 12 – Summer 2013 – CBB Ron gone
1. CBB 12 – Summer 2013 – CBB Launch night

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Series 11 – Bit on the Snide Podcast

This was a classic series of CBB. What was real, what was fake? Who was good, who was evil? Were you Team Speidi or Team Rylan? We were both. The rest of the housemates were just wallpaper (literally, in Frankie Dettori’s case).

“My England, my Kryptonite.”

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8. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Finale – Sprylan Style
7. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Drop Me Out(side Wembley Arena)
6. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Celebrity Big Brother 2013: East-ended
5. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Celebrity Big Brother: Prick loser dork
4. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Make a Spentrance
3. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Paula Hamil-done
2. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Live abominations
1. CBB 11 – Winter 2013 – Launch show

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Series 10 – Bit on the Snide podcast

This was the first season we ever podcasted, in summer 2012, so it’s a bit rough and ready, and we used to record it on my phone! Kitsch.

I had to look up which series this was because let’s face it, CBB doesn’t run on seasons. It runs on desperate celebrities, pocketing a few grand and whining. This series featured a worthy winner, who remained charming despite giving nothing away, and an Occasional Table.

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7. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 – Celebrity Big Brother final
6. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 –Double eviction: Bet Lynched
5. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 – 3rd eviction
4. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 – 2nd eviction
3. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 – Eviction and (some) live noms
2. CBB 10– Summer 2012 – Live nominations
1. CBB 10 – Summer 2012 – Launch show

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Big Brother US Season 15 – Chenbot on the Side podcast

This is THIS season:

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Yep. In a house with Aaryn, Amanda and McCrae looked like Scott and Charlene. And who could forget the final three? (we’re trying to)

9. Big Brother 15 Finale – Ratatatat
8. Big Brother 15 – Externiminable
7. Big Brother 15 – Vamos Pests
6. Big Brother 15 – Enzotev
5. Big Brother 15 – D.U.D.D.
4. Big Brother 15 – WWRD?
3. Big Brother 15 – Cock-a-roaches
2.Big Brother 15 – Surf’s up
1. Big Brother 15 – Launch show

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Big Brother US Season 14 – Chenbot on the side podcast

This is the ‘coaches’ season. You know, the one Dan should have won. (This is Lynsey’s opinion, not James). Your funeral, Dan! Quack.

Oh, and lest we forget:

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7. Big Brother 14 – Up to my elbows in beaks
6. Big Brother 14 – Duck squad FTW
5. Big Brother 14 – Oh, what a Shane.
4. Big Brother 14 – 2nd double eviction
3. Big Brother 14 – Dan Pacino
2. Big Brother 14 – Double eviction
1. Big Brother 14 – Big Brother round up

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Big Brother Canada Season 1 – Moose in the Hoose podcast

First up, Big Brother Canada, Season 1.

You know, the one with him in it. And him. And him. At least he has the good grace to look embarrassed.

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8. Big Brother Canada – Arisa Cock-up
7. Big Brother Canada – Dan.com
6. Big Brother Canada – You’re a prick
5. Big Brother Canada – Kill all of you
4. Big Brother Canada – Shield-Dead
3. Big Brother Canada – Easter Dregs
2. Big Brother Canada recap – Heeeey
1. Big Brother Canada launch show

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About Big Brother Bile…

Hi! This is Lynsey and James. We have three Big Brother podcasts which you can listen to on Spreaker.

BBUK – Big Brother’s Bit on the Snide

BBUS – Big Brother’s Chenbot on the Side

BBCAN – Big Brother’s Moose in the Hoose

We also watch Big Brother Australia, but so painfully slowly that it would be pointless doing a podcast, and we’d only call it something offensive, no doubt.

For those who don’t have Spreaker, or who want to listen in alternative ways, we created this blog, Big Brother Bile, to store all our Big Brother podcasts on so there’s a one-stop shop for all of our podcasts. I will be uploading all our podcasts here in due course.

We have also created the email address bigbrotherbile@gmail.com if you want to email us feedback, praise or abuse about any of our podcasts. We’re not precious, as you will be able to tell from listening.

Oh, we’re also on iHeart Radio.

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