BIG BROTHER CANADA SEASON 4 – MOOSE IN THE HOOSE PODCAST

This was the year Canada went somewhere no other BB has dared to tread: international. Putting Tim and Nikki in (sorry, Jase) was magical and their age, star power, nuttiness and life experience led to interesting feeds and tons of fun. Dare we imagine this cast without them? And will other Big Brothers’ across the globe follow suit?

Secret houses are 10 a penny in the UK, but this year, they sullied the game, killing Mitch, with no payoff other than Kelsey’s increasingly awful outfits getting a second chance at airtime.

What was the point of all the gambling shit? To this day, we don’t know.

Anyway, don’t let the lousy ending destroy your memories of this season. Paq bros had their moments. And how often does the person who deserves to win actually win?

10. BBCAN4: Oh weeeellll, whatevs, nevermind 
9. BBCAN4: Ass grabbers vs airtime grabbers 
8. BBCAN4: Hair today, gone tomorrow 
7. BBCAN4: Meme-ry wall 
6. BBCAN4: Scratch that Mitch
5. BBCAN4: The Pelican Briefs 
4. BBCAN4: Raul against the machine 
3. BBCAN4: Three strikes and you’re oot 
2. BBCAN4: Hide and sheep vote 
1. BBCAN4: International Bright Young Tim

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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER UK SERIES 16 – BIT ON THE SNIDE PODCAST

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UK vs USA amount to one thing only; the mantub. Once Farrah’s impressively cunty fire went out, the flirtmance went full throttle, resulting in the most genuinely affectionate relationship ever seen in the Big Brother house. It was most definitely NOT fake ass. From Austin calling Janice a ‘selfish cunt’ to James nominating his BFF, their relationship was the most stormy, multi-faceted and let’s face it, the most visually appealing thing ever witnessed in the CBB house. The UK may have taken the crown, but Austin stole our hearts. Also, thank god Atomic Kitten didn’t win. And finally, let’s never speak of Chloe and Stevi Richie again.

7. CBB 2015 Finale: Rule Shit-tannia
6. CBB 2015: Armacost-ing you airtime 
5. CBB 2015: The Walking Ted
4. CBB 2015: The Great British Fake Ass
3. CBB 2015: HRH-itis
2. CBB 2015: Kosher Encounters of the Third Reich
1. CBB 2015: Cannon Balls

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BIG BROTHER UK 2015 – SERIES 16 – BIT ON THE SNIDE PODCAST

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Remember who won this series? No, really. Put it this way, by the time the fireworks failed to go off (fitting) even her own mother had nodded off.

This was a series where we watched on man learn to spell canoe. Another man was ejected for something that seemed virtually encouraged come CBB a few weeks later. That’s SHOWBIZ!

Luckily, halfway through, the series was saved by Irish juggernaut Marc. A man who drank tea in the shower and tombstoned his housemates until they could stand no more.

Also, in keeping with the pointless ‘timebomb’ fix, sorry, theme, some ‘legends’ came back, and proved that the past should be left firmly in the past (Jade voice: *does somebody not know themselves anymore?*) And that Helen Wood should be left in a bath of acid. For a week, just to make sure. Oh god… it’s still moving.

13. Big Brother 2015: Baby, there’s no fireworks
12. Big Brother 2015: Pie and Cash
11. Big Brother 2015: Dash teddy bare water 
10. Big Brother 2015: Better on Channel Forehead 
9. Big Brother 2015: Assault & buttery
8. Big Brother 2015: Snow yourself
7. Big Brother 2015: Meet the Slickmans
6. Big Brother 2015: Alumni Foiled
5. Big Brother 2015:: KFC party cumbucket
4. Big Brother 2015: The Chronicles of Rod Rid
3. Big Brother 2015: Four-mat fail
2. Big Brother 2015: You’ve got to be Adjoa-king
1. Big Brother 2015: Launch show(biz)

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Big Brother Canada Season 3 – Moose in the Hoose podcast

We seemed to be lacking a vital element this season… the moose. If you could get over the incessant twists, alliance talk and product placement, the casting was actually pretty decent, with the adorbs Kevvywevvy and top class bozos like Graig (aka Abregene). Some of the tasks (vibro rack springs to mind) were enjoyable and original, which makes a bloody change.

Jordan’s downfall, Godfrey’s general magnificence and likable intelligent female stoner Sarah winning all added up to some fun moments, definitely better than the hideous season 2, which had only one good moment, when Kenny went ‘fuck it, I’m gay.’

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9. Finale: Must try Ramada 
8. Fury Duty
7. From have nots to despots
6. Oh my God, three
5. Vault Farce
4. Stupid with an S
3. Cog suckers
2. Abragene, latrines and schemes
1.Launch: Early boob

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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER UK SERIES 15 – BIT ON THE SNIDE PODCAST

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This series really sorted out the super fans from the haven’t-got-a-fucking-clue fans. Those who disliked entertainment, hated The Perez Show. Those who understand the game, saw a new master in action. From Mr Buns love, humping the window, the cheese up the nose, rulebooking, coughing and generally terrorising his housemates, there was a new legacy housemate to add to the annals in Perez. He was playing the game right now, and he was playing it so good. As a special bonus, horrible Hopkins and her cronies didn’t win. PS: Lest we forget: Jeremy.

5. CBB 2015: Perez-idential sleet
4. CBB 2015: Jeggers slays Hop(kins)
3. CBB 2015: A B C you later
2. CBB 2015: Crown Tools
1. CBB 2015: Widdle me this

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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER UK SERIES 14 – BIT ON THE SNIDE PODCAST

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What would this series have been without Gary Busey? NOTHING! From the moment he wasn’t asked those three questions, to the moment he nearly didn’t leave, the others were mere extras to the Gary show and they knew it. Gary Busey’s jacket alone had more charisma than that thing off Geordie Shore.

5. CBB 14: Gary, interrupted 
4. CBB 14: Twin Towies 
3. CBB 14: Under the Moan
2. CBB 14: Frenchy Scissor Pants
1. CBB 14: Launch Shite

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BIG BROTHER UK 2014 – SERIES 15 – BIT ON THE SNIDE PODCAST

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Greetings slutbuckets (not my words) and welcome to power trip, and we thought we must be tripping when known cunt, Miss alwaysintheright Helen took the (a)trophy. A series with more producer meddling than ever before and a series of missteps, each more ludicrous and insulting than the other. With almost no one to root for, personality-vacuum Ash was left to produce the catchphrase of the series; and no, it wasn’t ‘open it’.

11. Big Brother 2014: Absolutely Shamtastic 
10. Big Brother 2014: HD brow beaten 
9. Big Brother 2014: Reality Checkout
8. Big Brother 2014: Goode Riddance
7. Big Brother 2014: Lady and the tramp
6. Big Brother 2014: I give app
5. Big Brother 2014: The Big Bang Dreary
4. Big Brother 2014: Shocked by a shower
3. Big Brother 14: Here today gone Tamara
2. Big Brother 2014 – Unhappy bidet 
1. Big Brother 2014 – Launch show

BIG BROTHER US SEASON 16 – CHENBOT ON THE SIDE PODCAST

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Holla! You thought last year was bad? This series was a Grande fuck up from start to finish. Can next year’s twist be no more twists, please? Come back Devin, all is forgiven!

11. Big Brother 16 – Season Banale
10. Big Brother 16 – Rewinding us up
9. Big Brother 16 –No Country For Nicole, Then 
8. Big Brother 16 – Zach being said
7. Big Brother 16 – (Don’t) Throw me a bone
6. Big Brother 16 – Haydone
5. Big Brother 16 – Rest in Beast (Mode)
4. Big Brother 16 – Back daughter
3. Big Brother 16 – Boom Boom Pow
2. Big Brother 16 – For Devin’s sake
1. Big Brother 16 – Polyfilla – preview show

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Big Brother Canada Season 2 – Moose in the Hoose podcast

Well, what can we say about season 2? Awful casting, a game-ruining twist (Canada’s HOH) and viewer-insulting competitions (splitting boring quizzes over two episodes).

This series was a masterclass in who not to cast; the most unlikable gay man in reality TV, personality-vacuum and annoyingly-spelt Rachelle, the grating Mumsie and her misguided eyebrows and shouting-machine Arlie. Self-proclaimed ‘fan favourite’ Allison was as wishy-washy as her hairstyles. Things were so bad we missed Andrew when he’d gone, and even the people you could root for (Jon, Neda, Heather) were dull.

Next year will need a huge shake up. A shame, as the first series was quirky and fun. This series seemed bloated and hateful – not what the doctor ordered after BB15.

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11. Finale: Nod off Canada
10. BB blues
9. Bum move
8. You killed Kenny
7. Bald whiny bitch
6. Ika-n’t believe it
5. Butt vacuum FTW
4. I’m an ass man
3. Dire-vergent
2. Los Paul-los Hermandos
1. Launch: You have been Anick-ted

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Celebrity Big Brother UK Series 13 – Bit on the Snide podcast

The first CBB of 2014 has been largely hailed as the best CBB of all time – and compared to McGiff and co, it certainly looks like it – but let’s not forget that once inside that house sat Pete Burns, Jodie Marsh, Barrymore, Galloway and Preston and Chantelle, simultaneously. And that year, Jim Davidson didn’t win.

Having said that, watching Lee Ryan pole dance and Lionel Blair shouting ‘suck my dick!’ is pretty hard to beat.

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12. CBB 13 – Bigot Brother
11. CBB 13 – Mamma ting
10. CBB 13 – I’m in a mood
9. CBB 13 – Dolphin-waa
8. CBB 13 – Sam boils over
7. CBB 13 – Lionel Swear
6. CBB 13 – Liztomania
5. CBB 13 – Roll on death
4. CBB 13 – Horse slay
3. CBB 13 – All rise
2. CBB 13 – N Rubs
1. CBB 13 – Launch show

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